Jan 24, 2021Citizens should learn to reform, gov’t must remain unchangedToday Senior Senator Iatheb Grouch discusses questions about government reform. I, Senior Senator Iatheb (I am the best) Grouch, do declare to my adoring fans, that we are going to fight for the Founding Documents, the pillars of this great country! Many people have been asking that the government review the FouDocs, saying we need to keep up with the…Satire4 min readSatire4 min read
Jan 9, 2021Nazgul Resign, Orcs want to move on and healA growing number of the Nazgul Brigade have resigned their posts saying “This is not what I signed up for,” in response to the Goblin invasion on Mordor this week. Several Orcs who have been working hand in hand with the Goblins for many years, admitted that their attack on…2 min read2 min read
Jan 9, 2021Time Traveler Apologizes for Arriving at Coup, Mistook it for Black FridayA Time Traveler named Trett (Traveling Effortlessly Through Time), of unknown age or nationality, intending to arrive at a Black Friday shopping spree in 2005, mistakenly found himself in the Capitol Building Coup Attempt of 2021 in what he described as a “terrible mistake.” Wearing jeans, a green hoodie and…4 min read4 min read
